Words cannot explain how truly jubilant I was when I found this
Now with monocle in hand, I am a veritable mustache connoisseur.
I even found the super classy version- for the uber bling mistress of disguise
However, its not just girls who get tash-envy. Thus, for those who are not blessed with hair of the face varity- there is always this:
Good day to you sirs. My work here is done.