Oh my....

Words cannot explain how truly jubilant I was when I found this
Now with monocle in hand, I am a veritable mustache connoisseur.
www.littleangelsjewelry.etsy.com

I even found the super classy version- for the uber bling mistress of disguise
www.roadkill.etsy.com

However, its not just girls who get tash-envy. Thus, for those who are not blessed with hair of the face varity- there is always this:

Good day to you sirs. My work here is done.