Can't I just stay here while you rub my feet?

NO!
Say no people! Get off that sofa this sunday and parade merrily to the park or the seaside.
One of the most jubilant days I have ever had was a whimsical decision to go climb trees and fly a kite with a loved one.
It can be any loved one -even the most noble of doggies- Just go fly that kite dammit!

This is my
rantdemand of the day.